God Tried to Smite Me Today
I have long since said that God is just a little kid with a magnifying glass. Today proved it. He tried to smite me. He just missed.
Apparently I Was Playing Summer on Beginner Mode
I thought years of Tennessee summers had prepared me for southern heat. Then we moved farther south and I discovered I'd only been playing summer on beginner mode. From humidity to wardrobe adjustments, here's my honest—and slightly sweaty—take on surviving a Deep South summer.
