My Husband's Swollen Ear Is Apparently My Problem

My husband has a swollen ear, a questionable plan involving a Walgreens syringe, and the audacity to offer me the opportunity to perform bathroom surgery. As a Certified Athletic Trainer, I've seen some things. But apparently, twenty years of marriage still hasn't prepared me for this level of nonsense. Welcome to another episode of military medicine, marriage, and Motrin.